Season 2. Episode #3

[alvin]

'Wow.' Gasped Tiddles, 'Talk about well connected'.
'Not really. I am Evil, I am on Every politicians list. Who do you think turned Ken Livingstone against ze Pigeons? Who did you think came up mit ze "Rats mit Vings" thing?'...he paused.
'It......Vos....I! - MWahahahahahaha!' -Hack! Hack! Cough! Spit! (that last was a furball.....)
Tiddles gulped, he was truely in the presence of the pureset kitty evil. He would never doubt that again.

'Now, young Tiddles, Ask yourself. How vould you make sure zat Tooter sees this?'
'Er. - Sneak into his house and leave it under his feed bowl?'
'Good plan. Simple, direct, but it vill fail. Und Vy vould it fail?'
'Dunno, Boss'.
'From now on, I think you should call me "Master". I am after all teaching you about ze Pigeons.'
'Ok, Master. why would it fail.'
'It vould fail because I, unlike you, do not think Tooter is stupid. He vould know it vas a trap. It vould be too easy.' Dorian paced around in circles, as he did when he was thinking evil thoughts. He absentmindedly stopped to sharpen his claws on a scratch board.
'Darn! - I cannot seem to get more zen vun sharpening out of zees thinks anymore.' He said lamenting over the pile of carpet and wood that was once a scratchboard.
Tiddles had to look away, he knew that the sight and sound of Dorian sharpening his claws would come back to haunt him. Usually at about three in the morning, and after some bad sardines before bedtime.

'No, young Tiddles. Ve vill not send the message to Tooter. Ve vill send it to another Pigeon, one who is close enough to Tooter be be convincing, yet not experienced enough to know ven he is being had. Let me think. - Skveeks is out. He is too excitable. Dinkster is out, he is too smart. Bright Eyes is out, he might destroy ze flyer whilst reading it.......'He took a deep breath and returned to pacing....'Tater und Mary Lou, they are too interested in music, und eachother.....Ze list is getting short.' He sighed.
'What about Gertrude?' Asked Tiddles.
'Gertrude is an ocean avay, he is new, the chances are that Tooter vould not trust him yet, regardless of your episode. A good leader never risks his friends, and trusting Gertrude, might just be that.'
'So who?' Asked Tiddles.

Dorian's eyes alighted on a picture of a small cute blue pijie.
'Who iz zat?'
'Who?'
'Geronimooooooooooo' it zays. (Dorian is an avid lurker on Pigeon Talk)
'Never heard of him.''You vouldn't, he, is a She....I know these things.'
'So what, She is a pigeon. I say we give the flyer to Dinkster and be done with it....Master'. Tiddles was showing that he has more in common with Lemmings then just being furry.

'Nein. Ve vill send this to Moe. Tooter vil never expect such a sveet und innocent young Pigeon to be vorking for evil, und here is the best part.....She vill not. She vill believe und Tooter vill see that. He vill be unable not to do something about this.

'Let us go now! Ze time it is flying.!'

Dorian and Tiddles ran back to the Limo, and headed back to Pete's place. A little while later, the had the flyer planted in Pete's porch, right where Moe would find it when she got back.

[Feather]

Such Suspense! I have checked this forum many times today for this episode. I am never disappointed.

Feather

[mr squeaks]

OH HO...the plot thickens (especially after the pijies have finished molting! Sorry, just a little pijie humor!)

BTW, Alvin, did you know that DvN has a GOOD TWIN BROTHER?

His name is FREDDIE and he lives with Kittypaws! Check out her Avatar! Freddie is as GOOD as DvN is EVIL... He and Bubba (Spirit Cat) can fight "fire with fire" since they know "cat" ways...

Twiggy (Feline Fatale and PUSS agent) could go either way. She has been known to be a double agent!

Good heavens, that can be quite a "cast" building up! Fodder for an active imagination!

Never let it be said that WW and Scorpio Power cannot provide "inspiration!"

[Victor]

Oh no, this can't be true. I just got a PM from FEATHER, while I was at work, checking in on break, warning me that the evil cat sent the evil Hawk after my dear, precious Tooter. Nooooo, it can't be possible, can it?

I am at work now and there is not a thing I can do now, but, I am so happy that I put a security system (yes, you read right...I did) on the pigeon coop, and only Tooter has the spare color coded key.

I just know that Tooter will be safe from evil. And "stupid", no he is not. He is crafty just as the evil hawk.

Shhhh...I must get back to work before the evil boss checks up on me. Break is over.

[mr squeaks]

Yep, Victor, sure looks like DvN was the one who "guided" the Hawk! Evil is as evil does!

However, watch out for Tooter receiving message(s) from "a friend!"

[Feather]

Isn't This Exciting?

Feather