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15th September 2006, 03:54 PM
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Season 2. Episode #4Pete got there first. As he went through the porch, he noticed that someone had left a flier. I'm sure that he hates them as much as anyone else, so he picked it up figuring he'd dispose of it. His eyes caught what was written on it.
Pete used language that would earn him a soap mouthwash from the Nuns - if he was ever in their care. Suffice it to say that swearing is the semi-official language of inner city Dublin. And I, as a denizen of same, had to look up some of the words. That's something that always confused me. If the Nuns knew what the words ment, then where the heck did they learn them? Was there a special class for novices where they read all the best swear words, and their meanings? - Is there an exam of some sort? 'Sr. Mary Assumpta, What does the word "******" Mean?' 'That's when a sinner takes a "*****", and then peals it, and "*****" it in their "*******", using a rubber "****", and a lemon....Mother Superior'. 'Correct. You have passed. Now say 1,500 Hail Marys'. For the life of me, I can't imagine the Brides of Christ sitting in a room swearing like sailors. As vivid an magination as I have, my mind shuts down just short of that image. And if that's not true, do they just Presume that what you just said was a swear by the tone? - the sound? All I can say is thank God I couldn't speak German back then...... Anyway, I digress. Pete decided that he had a Much better idea for this flier........Dudley needed new lining for his house. The idea of Dudley 'Signing' this flier, in the best way a Pijie can, appealed to Pete's sense of justice. A couple of minutes later, Dudley obliged. Moe got home a little while later, and went straight to bed. She was all tuckered out. She munched on some Safflower seeds. It's one of the drawbacks of faking PMV. The humans almost never left seed out for you for the first little while. They thought that you'ld toss them all over the place. In truth, a PMV pijie does, but Moe wouldn't. As a result, she had to borrow some from Squeeks. His supply was rather depleted after the departure of Gertrude, and Doodles, and although he was a good Pijie at heart, letting go of the remains of his stash was a bitter thing indeed. Moe made up her mind to return the seeds with interest as soon as possible. As tired as she was, she wanted to tell Dudley the news. The SPPs were real!, and She was one of them! She snuck into Dudley's room. He was snoozing quietly in his house. She crept up to it, and whispered; 'PSsssst! Dudley.' 'Dudley! Wake up!' 'Wsftgt' Grunted Dudley, startled awake. 'What the heck! - It's the middle of the darn night!' 'Shhhhhhhh!' hissed Moe, You'll alert Pete! 'Ok. Ok.' Said Dudley, lowering his voice. 'He was just in here, it's an odd time to change the floor, but hey! that's humans for you. Gosh darn hairless monkeys.' - Dudley was never at his best when he just woke up. 'Hey Dudley, guess what?' Asked Moe, noticing the flier that Dudley was standing on. Being an Action News Pijie, she could read human, even when it was upside down and back to front. 'What?' Asked Dudley. 'What the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks, are you standing on?' 'You came all the way up here to ask me That!!!!! You are weird. You know that?' 'Get off that, I'm going to read it.' 'Yes "Little Ms. Looney Pijie'. 'Dudley!' 'Ok-OK! - I'm moving already........Ms. Crazy Bird' Moe read it. Twice. Just to make sure. Then she swore.....'OH FIDDLESTICKS!!!!!! Tooter would have to be told....... 'Watch your language' admonished Dudley. In the Limo, Dorian was feeling particularly satisfied. He always did at the beginning of a "Dastardly Scheme". So he flipped on the CD player. A small disco ball descended from the roof, and a tiny microphone asceded from the floor. Tiddles was treated to the floorshow of his nine lives. Humans know it as 'Sympathy for the Devil' by the Rolling Stones. But what they don't know was that it was Dorian who wrote it, and Mick Jagger stole it from him.. Please allow me to introduce myself Im a Kitty of wealth and taste Ive been around for a long, long year Stole many a Pijies soul and faith And I was round when Tooter Pijie Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Hawk Tried hard to seal his fate. Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But whats puzzling you Is the nature of my game I stuck around Old Dublin town When I saw it was a time for a change I Stalked Gertrude and Doodles But my assasins tried in vain. I rode a tank Held a generals rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the Gerbils shrank Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah Ah, whats puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the seed they found I shouted out, Who killed the kennedys? When after all It was you and me Let me please introduce myself Im a Kitty of wealth and taste And I laid traps for Hamsters and Rats Who get cought before they reached the cheese Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But whats puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But whats confusing you Is just the nature of my game Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me Dorian cause Im in need of some restraint So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, um yeah But whats puzzling you Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down Woo, who Oh yeah, get on down Oh yeah Oh yeah! Tell me baby, whats my name Tell me honey, can ya guess my name Tell me baby, whats my name I tell you one time, youre to blame Ooo, who Ooo, who Ooo, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Oh, yeah Whats me name Tell me, baby, whats my name Tell me, sweetie, whats my name Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Oh, yeah Tiddles Appaluded!!!!
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"They are ours. We order the hour of their birth, and their death. In between, we have a duty." Last edited by alvin; 15th September 2006 at 05:54 PM. 
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15th September 2006, 06:05 PM
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Well the story gets more interesting, doesn't it? Everyone has a personality all their own and I can just imagine them all speaking.
Garye the pigeon is looking forward to reading more about the SPPs. Well, actually I do the reading out loud and she looks at me funny wondering what the heck I'm talking about and then goes back to eating seed. But at least she shows interest!
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15th September 2006, 06:22 PM
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Then you will witness the world champion 500M "Nonchalant-seed-pecking-while-actually-listening-intently-to-the-story-champion" at work. She may be wild about Harry. But Squeeks will always be the "far away fields" pigie to Garye. 
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15th September 2006, 07:42 PM
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Alvin, you've outdone yourself this time! Bravo! Linda 
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15th September 2006, 08:21 PM
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Encore!!! Your are truly a literary talent that need to be discovered and harnessed
 SOOOOOO, that was the ruckus I heard, I have to install hidden surveillance cameras on those lil rascals 
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16th September 2006, 01:29 PM
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Ah, yessss...the plot continues and thickens!
Just think, when Alvin becomes famous, we can ALL say, "We read him FIRST, on our very own site!" AND, THINK of all the DEDICATIONS he could do...WE ALL would be famous too! Are any of us ready for our "close ups?" ROFL  OK, fantasy over, back to the MAIN STORY!!
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17th September 2006, 10:42 AM
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Ohh I just read all the Seasons right now there all so good and Alvin I must say you are a GREAT story typer all this is realy hapning
I cant wait to see what happens next! Last edited by christina11; 17th September 2006 at 06:16 PM.
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17th September 2006, 11:23 AM
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But Christina, this IS really actually happening. Didn't you know that?
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17th September 2006, 01:42 PM
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I would like to take this oppertunity to launch the 'Bring back Dorian Von Nastypuss' as Pete's avatar campaign.
Who is with me?
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17th September 2006, 06:05 PM
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 Oh, Pete, for shame! You CAN'T change NOW! I vote TWICE: Once for Scorpio Power and once for Squeaks!!! BRING BACK DvN...new people need to see the infamous evil one and JUST WHO THE SPPs are dealing with! OTHERWISE, they might mistake Kittypaw's Avatar, as DvN, when in reality, that is DvN's GOOD TWIN BROTHER, Freddy!!!!
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17th September 2006, 06:15 PM
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Oh yes I made some spelling mistakes lol. Quote:
 Hommer loves being called a super pijjie I sometimes call him my ''Super Ganxda Hommie'' lol Its like he says ''yo like im the Hommie pigeon''
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17th September 2006, 10:34 PM
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Ok, ok, here he is, the master of all thats bad.....Dorian Von Nastypuss!!!
 
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