Season 2. Episode #6

[alvin]

Dudley was left alone a moment later. Crestfallen he went back to his little home. He felt lonely, Moe and Uni left him in a flash of feathers. They'd even taken his floor, Oh how he hated pooping in his house, He just knew one of his bells were going to end up rolling it into a pile.
And more then being left alone, Dudley hated that.

As he sat there pityfully rolling his bell back and forth, Hali snuck in.

'Duds?'
'Oh, - heck. I should have a revolving door put up, or maybe get a secretary?'
'Sorry Dudley, I'll go.'
'No, it's ok.' sighed Dudley, 'what's on your mind?'
'That was Uni? Wasn't it?.
'Yup. Me and Uni go Wayyyyyy back?'
'Really?'
'Well....no. You see, I'm not an SPP, I'm just Dudley.'
'Of course your an SPP, Every Pijie has SPP in them.'
'Gee Thanks'. Said Dudley dejectedly, 'But you are just saying that.'
'Well look at me, I'm not even a Pigeon, and yet I'm a member of the SPPs. I can't teleport, Wing-Fu could mean "Belligerent Spagetti" as far as I know. I'm not smart like Dinkster, or Strong like Squeeks, or brave like Tooter. When it comes to inventive destruction, I can't even begin to match Gertrude, or Doodles. I can't figure out one single reason why Tooter and the guys put up with me....and I have two left feet!!!!!!

Hali was close to tears, as she finished the sentence. She had tried to point out that you didn't have to be special to be an SPP, and ended up mentioning one of her deepest fears. She made a mental note not to overshare in future.
'Hey Hey! Hali! - None of that now. I don't know Tooters reasons, but he has a place for you for some reason. We just haven't figured it out yet, maybe you should ask him.'

'Sniff-sniff-maybe-I-will-Sniff-sniff'.
Dudley changed the subject.

'They were talking about a Dove Hunt, about to go down in the Carolinas. Uni and Moe were very excited'.
'A DOVE HUNT!' Screamed Hali, 'Where!?'
Dudley gave the address from memory.

'Oh, blast! I'll never reach there in time. I need Pijie help.....Dudley?'
'No.'
'Dudley'.
'No.'
'DUDLEY!!!'
'OK, we'll go. - But just for a look, nothing more.'
'Sure'.

Dorian (You remember him don't you) and Tiddles arrived in NC. Dorian had been relaxing on the trip on the way over. He kicked back his paws, slipped in some tunes, and sang along all the way over.
Tiddles luckly passed out after about 15 minutes, saving him from permenant neurological damage.

Tiddles came around to the sight of Dorian's rump heading out of the door. - It's not a nice thing to be woken up to, but then again it beats a lot of thing's. Like waking up to an oncoming train, or, maybe in the middle of a house fire, but it was still darned unpleasent.

'Now Tiddles, Grab ze net, ze polls, und ze night vision goggles, und follow me.'

Tiddles grabbed the equipment and struggled after Dorian. They searched high and low for the right place. Dorian was sometims crouched low, sometimes on his hind legs. At one point he stuck his trident in the ground, licked his paw, and waved it in the air a couple of times.
Tiddles thought he was hamming it up. Knowing Dorian, he probably was.

Eventually he darted up a nearby tree, and quietly beckoned Tiddles to follow.

'SShhhhh!' Hissed Dorian, over zer, vere ve ver standing. That is vere Tooter vill arrive.'
'But he's not here yet.'
'I Know'.
Then why are we whispering?'
'Tiddles, - Have I ever told you zat you have no idea of narrative suspence?'
'No. - Not since we met earlier this evening.'
'Vell You don't! so zere.' Dorian stuck out his tongue. 'Now go set up Ze net. I vill get the Doggie carrier ready for our......guests.'

[Garye]

Hey Alvin, when is my Garye going to be put in!? Only kidding. I just saw Garye today being chased by her hubby, Harold. I guess he's "in the mood" and she's not.

When is Mr. Squeaks around when you need him? Garye was like, "Somebody please help me. He wants it and I don't!"

[mr squeaks]

Originally Posted by Garye

Hey Alvin, when is my Garye going to be put in!? Only kidding. I just saw Garye today being chased by her hubby, Harold. I guess he's "in the mood" and she's not.

When is Mr. Squeaks around when you need him? Garye was like, "Somebody please help me. He wants it and I don't!"

With Alvin, his stories take time. Don't worry, Garye will have her turn, I'm sure!

Meanwhile, Squeaks sends Garye a HUGE WING FIVE! He hasn't forgotten her. However, he can't interefere between mate and mate...his code of honor, y'know.

Maybe knowing that Squeaks is thinking about her will help through this rough patch!

He just make an emergency seed hole flight to Pete's neighborhood with lots of seed to drop in the pigeon hating neighbor's yards. Squeaks also sent out word to the other SPPs to send out the word LOTS of seeds are available there! Boy, will those neighbors be surprised in the morning!! And, to keep things on the up and up, there will be other bird breeds there too! A FREE BREAKFAST FOR ALL!!

[alvin]

Patience. I'm trying to do some charactor development here......

[Feather]

Alvin,

You have no problem with character development. I have to keep reminding myself that this is all your imagination.


What a wonderful journey you are taking us on. Every word screams "BOOK"!

Feather

[mr squeaks]

Originally Posted by Feather

Alvin,

You have no problem with character development. I have to keep reminding myself that this is all your imagination.


What a wonderful journey you are taking us on. Every word screams "BOOK"!

Feather

No one seems to scream "BOOK!" back.

HOWEVER, easiest way to get a "book" is print the episodes... That way, at least WE have our own copy!

Then, whenever a friend drops by and their eyes don't glaze over when you say "pigeon," you can say, "want a laugh? Up the endorphins?" Have fun?" you just whip out your copy and let them enjoy!