SPP - Season 2. Prelude.

[alvin]

Tiddles ran. He kept on running, past fields, hills, meddows, KFCs, you name it. He didn't stop.

Walt Disney could have gotten at least three 'Fantastic Adventures' movies out of Tiddles journey. Only since this is Tiddles we are talking about, it would have a much higher rating.
Tiddles is not nice.....Did I mention that?

When he was finally sure that he had escaped that Demon Bird, he slowed to a stop. Being a cat, he started to nonchalantly wash himself just in case anyone noticed him fleeing like a a big-girlie-scaredy-cat. Every stroke of his sandpaper tongue seemed to scream at the world "I wasn't running, I was Exercising! Now I'm finished, I'm washing.......Wanna make something of it?

Obviously the world didn't. The alley he was in was deserted.

He got the alluring smell of trashcans just a little way the alley, and deciding that he was hungry, he figured he could find something to eat there. Even if he couldn't, where there was trash, there were Rats.

He liked rats. Well actualy he liked scaring the bejeezus out of rats. He thought that a confidence boost was in order.

Tiddles sauntered on down the alley.

He figured that he would sidle on up to the trash cans, then when he drew level he would suddenly pounce. Any Rats hiding in there would momentarily think they had escaped....He could almost see the look on their faces.
As he came on up to the trashcan, he noticed something wrong. The shape had changed.
Backlit by the streetlights was what could almost be a kitty, if kitties had horns, and carried a tiny silver trident sitting atop the trashcan.

Tiddles put it down to some bad catnip.

The shape detached itself from the trashcan, and padded silently through the shadows in Tiddles direction. Tiddles was not having a good night. Despite his years of kittyness, he had the sudden urge to whimper.

Why fight it?
So he whimpered.


'Oh, Look who iz ze klever Kitty? It knows venn it iz pointless zoo pretend zat it iz ze badazz kitty.'
'The What?'
'Mein Gott. Ze Badazz kitty. Ze bold Kitty, Ze Kitty zat scratches ze hands zat feed it. - Ze usual lies zat this kitty tells itself, to make itself seem tough.'
'Who are you?' Asked Tiddles scared out of at least two of his lives.
'Who Do you think?' Asked the shadow.
'I know who you are supposed to be, but he dosn't exist, and since it's not Halloween, I'm putting you down to fear induced demensia.'
'Vot iz zat?' Asked the shadow, momentarily de-railed.
'Sorry, correspondence course in psychology from the University of Hog Jaw Arkensas. - You won't tell anyone will you?' Asked Tiddles nervously. Being a nerd would destroy what remained of his street cred.

'It means that you are a figment of my imagination brought on by ther trauma of being well and truely slapped down by a bunch of pijies, and one Pijie in particular. It has caused me to manufacture the vision of the most evil and powerful kitty ever to have lived, in the hopes that I could gain strength in the delusion that you had manifested yourself in order for me to manufacture the idea that I stand a chance of gaining revenge on said Pijies with the blessings of the Nemesis of Pijidom.' - Tidles took a breath. 'But I'm putting it down to bad catnip. I just want to go to bed.'

'Vow! You got zat whole last paraghraph into three vords? "Fear induced demensia". Letz all give it up for ze vormal edu-kation. Now tell me can a figment of your imagination do Ziss!?' The shadow did something unpleasent with his trident envolving Tiddles rear end.

'OWwwwwww!' Screamed Tiddles

'Yes.' Said the shadow.
'Permit me to introduce myself. I am a kitty of wealth and taste'.
'It's true' said Tiddles.
'Ja. Dorian Von Nastypuz, at your service. Und I can give you Tooter, Dinkster, Mizter Skveeks, und ze rest of zem. If you do as I say.'

'Erm,' inquired Tiddles. 'Did you just call yourself a Putz?'
'Nein! PUZZ! NAZ-TY-PUZZ'.
'Oh, Ok.......Boss'

[Feather]

Oh no! Look who have joined together against our S.P.Ps.

Clever Alvin....now I'm like a junkie for this thread.

Feather.

[Lady Tarheel]

Alvin, it just ain't fair! Two cats against our SPP's? I hope Gertrude mops old Nastyputz up like Tiddles.

Can't wait for the first installment.

[Pete Jasinski]

Don't worry about that Von Nastypuss fella! I know his weakness' and I'll be sure to tell Moe to pass the info on to the SPPs

[mr squeaks]

Mmm, has Dorian von Nastypuss been talking (or in cahoots) with Dr. Pigeonstein (a.k.a. one of Pidgey's alter egos)? They sound like they come from the same place in Europe...would be doubtful because Pidgey doesn't like cats, BUT evil is evil and like attracts like.

As much as I hate to say this, my black cat, Twiggy, seems to love teasing Squeaks to chase her. I wonder if she knows Tiddles or DvN? No wonder Squeaks has been bell tinkling lately. Bubba is keeping a spirit watch...

Nice start there, Alvin...while I see trouble ahead, I have no doubt that the SPPs can handle whatever is "scent" their way!

[Feather]

Well I just recieved a call from my sister, who yesterday told me that she has gone way over her minutes on her cell, and that she wouldn't be talking to me until Sat. She just checked her e-mail for the first time in a week and a half. And of all the e-mails that I sent her, she just wanted to talk about the kitty with horns and the pink nose. I told her that Alvin has just posted his prelude to his new season, and that darling kitty was our villian.

She says "NO WAY!" I guess I'll have to go back and find the post of him eating Pete's foot. At least he has some teeth showing in that picture.

Feather

[mr squeaks]

Originally Posted by Feather

Well I just recieved a call from my sister, who yesterday told me that she has gone way over her minutes on her cell, and that she wouldn't be talking to me until Sat. She just checked her e-mail for the first time in a week and a half. And of all the e-mails that I sent her, she just wanted to talk about the kitty with horns and the pink nose. I told her that Alvin has just posted his prelude to his new season, and that darling kitty was our villian.

She says "NO WAY!" I guess I'll have to go back and find the post of him eating Pete's foot. At least he has some teeth showing in that picture.

Feather

Oh Feather, that is soooo funny!

Is she able to follow the adventures here on PT???

[Feather]

Hi Shi,

My sister is too busy to even get on her computer. But when she visits me, she always reads the adventures of the SPP's. She says everytime she comes to tell Alvin that she will buy the book. She also likes to look at Petes pictures. Now this is the same lady that told me when she had trouble sleeping that she would call me, and I could put her to sleep in 3 mins. talking about my pigeons. I guess like "BUBBA" on "Forest Gump". She is a cat and dog person but for the first time in her life has no pets.

When her daughter comes over and goes in the back yard, she will duck down if a pigeon flys over. (YOU KNOW THE TYPE) I look at her and say "you can't be my neice!" and she tells me "Oh yes I am, because my mon says that I am just like you, that when u were a teenager that you used to say, '"I don't want to wear this...I don't want to wear that"', and by the time you found what you wanted to wear that a trillion outfits were laying on your bed."

[mr squeaks]

Feather, one thing for sure...you sure don't have to worry when you and I are on SPP patrol! You KNOW which outfit to wear!

BTW, I happen to know that your WW outfit is QUITE popular among certain male members!

[Garye]

Interesting way to start the story again...

Garye loves hearing about the super heroes getting back at pigeon haters. It makes her proud to be a pigeon.

Plus anyways, she loves reading about Mr.Squeaks's adventures...

[mr squeaks]

Originally Posted by Garye

Interesting way to start the story again...

Garye loves hearing about the super heroes getting back at pigeon haters. It makes her proud to be a pigeon.

Plus anyways, she loves reading about Mr.Squeaks's adventures...

Mr. Squeaks is quite flattered by Garye's attention! He sends her a "HI!" wing up and a BIG wink!

He must be getting ready for futher adventures. I bought some of the round balls with a bell in them (cat toys). Went to put a couple in his home and he charged toward me growling and trying to bite. I think he needs some action! Have cape, will travel!

[Pete Jasinski]

Originally Posted by Feather

Well I just recieved a call from my sister, who yesterday told me that she has gone way over her minutes on her cell, and that she wouldn't be talking to me until Sat. She just checked her e-mail for the first time in a week and a half. And of all the e-mails that I sent her, she just wanted to talk about the kitty with horns and the pink nose. I told her that Alvin has just posted his prelude to his new season, and that darling kitty was our villian.

She says "NO WAY!" I guess I'll have to go back and find the post of him eating Pete's foot. At least he has some teeth showing in that picture.

Feather

This should prove to your sister that the evil Dorian Von Nastypuss is just that, EVIL!!

[Feather]

Hi Pete,

Yep that should do it. I know my sis and she will argue that is a different cat.

For her a pigeon conversation is like a sleeping pill, but she likes your pictures and Alvin's stories. I'm going to send her this picture right now, but she probably won't open her e-mail until next Thursday or Friday.

Now that picture would scare Tuddles! He looks so wicked, Im afraid for our heros.

Feather

[Feather]

Originally Posted by mr squeaks

Feather, one thing for sure...you sure don't have to worry when you and I are on SPP patrol! You KNOW which outfit to wear!

BTW, I happen to know that your WW outfit is QUITE popular among certain male members!

Shi,

I'm sure that it was my Wonder Woman outfit that I was always searching for!

Feather