Super Powered Pijies #2

[alvin]

'Ok. You can stop that now..' said Tooter.
Squeeks rings even harder....
'Squeeks! Stop it! - You'll wake up Shi!'
Reluctantly Squeeks stops ringing his bell, he was so enjoying it.
'Ok Tooter, what's up?'
Tooter and Dinkster fills Squeeks in....
'Hmm....' says Squeeks. Scratching his beak, disentangling his cape, giving Tooter an 'I ment that!' look..
'This is a tricky situation Toots.' Squeeks is probably the only bird that can get away with contracting Tooters name. Lets
face it, when you are pijie who attacks toes, jumps on cats, and wears a cape. - You pretty much earned that right. Dinkster rolled his eyes.
Squeeks takes a sip of water, checks his egg, still warm, ......'So we are going to need more pijies. These people aren't
your normal Pijie haters. These guys have a problem.'
'I know, And thanks to your bell ringing every Super Powered Birdie is awake. Let's face it, that bell measured on the
Richter scale. We'll pick up Tater, and Hali on the way. So grab your cape and lets's go!'
Squeeks throws his spare cape over his egg, buffs it with his wing, kisses it goodbye, and the three of them disapper in a
bright flash. After a breif scuffle over who gets to ride shotgun, Dinkster and Squeeks end up at the back of the bus held
there by a stern look from Tooter.
Flash! They are gone.
Two breif stops later they have Hali, Tater, and Mary Lou (Tater needed his partner for such a big job. Not only can he do
the soft shoe, or the break dance, or a hip-hop routine, but if Mary Lou is there, he can do the partner work. Everything
from the Waltz to Salsa.)
The bus is getting rather full. But more importantly, the gang have almost run out of Safflower Seeds. You know what they say about Dogs, - They are only two meals away from being wolves.....Pijies are one meal closer. About now, they are getting to the limit.
Currently in Victor's Bus we have Dinkster and his tool kit, Squeeks with the camera equipment, Hali with the communications gear, And Tater & Mary Lou with their sound system, portable dance floor, lights, Music, and 15 changes of clothes.
Welcome to Show Biz.
And up front Tooter with a slowly growing temper. A hungry Pijie is an angry pijie. And Dinkster had interrupted his dinner.

In fairly short order they arrive down the street from the Pijie haters house. Like all Pijie Haters, and Axe Murderers houses, it looks no different from any of the others around it. Mary Lou comments on just that.
'Yes, it does look normal'. Says Super Squeeks, scratching his beek and 'Angeling' his wings. Mass Teleport cramps up the flight feathers like nothing else. It's one of the reasons that Pijies flex and preen so much.
'That's what makes it so evil!, and not just you're normal every day evil, we are talking the original-dyed-in-the-wool-cast-from-heaven-fire-and-brimstone Evil!. By day they mow the lawn, go to PTA meetings, hold bake sales......But by night they plan and scheme on new and inventive ways to make Pijie and Pijie supporters lives miserable.
Sometimes they complain to the city! They write letters!
But trust me young Mary Lou. They are evil with a capital 'MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!' By the end of it, Squeeks is flapping around Coo-ing like a Pijie possessed.
'You really don't like them do you?' Said Mary Lou.
'Er. Whatever gave you that idea......?'

Tooter assembles the troops outside the bus.
'Ok, Listen up! We do this just like we practiced.' Cooed Tooter marching up and down the group, a small twig stuck under his wing and wearing his 'Business' Ray Bans and a tiny helmet. In the background some martial music plays distantly....
'Dinkster! - The plans says there was an alarm. You take care of that.'
'Tater and Mary Lou! - You guys are the lookout/distraction team, make sure we know if any humans show up'.
'Squeeks! You set up the camera and communications gear with Hali'
'Squeeks! Are you paying attention!?'
'Sure thing Toots'
'Then stop playing cards in the back and repeat what I just said!'
'Set up the camera gear with Hali?'
'Lucky Guess. - now straighten up and fly right.'
'And Tater? Shut off that darned music, it's not funny anymore.'
'Sorry boss, but the guys get inspired by it. And it worked for Whossisface in 'Patton'. - It's a classic'.

'I have to get back to Nebraska, My curfew is up. I'll keep in contact with you guys over the Pijie phone. Oh, and Dinkster? Keep an eye out for Bright eyes. He's around here somewhere. See if he has any seed. And just in case, get some extra Peanuts. Lots of peanuts..'
'Seriously Boss, it's not that bad, surely we won't need...........Him!?'
'You never were a pigie scout were you? Be prepared.....

[Reti]

Funny.
Hope it has a part three too.

Reti

[alvin]

That was the filler. #3 is on it's way.
Beware Bright Eyes

[Feather]

This is soooooooo exciting. I am anxiously waiting the next episode. Tele Novela and Soap Operas have never held me so captivated.

Thank You, Alvin

Feather

[Lady Tarheel]

Alvin, I have laughed so much reading this that I actually had to stop reading because it was so funny. I mean belly laughs.

Tater and Mary Lou are happy to participate in this adventure. They are both off probation and should take orders very well from the Squeaks because now when we let them out in the kitchen to free fly they're the only two that will get back in their cage on command.

Many thanks. Can't wait until Shi comes on to read it.

[mr squeaks]

Have read and, of course, heartily enjoyed!

Squeaks should be now able to devote his attention span to a much greater degree as he has decided that he's back to being more interested in ME than the egg. However, that will change in a few week's time, I'm sure! Yeah, his bell ringing did wake me up BUT, not for long! The minute the "tinkling" stopped, I went back to sleep! He was probably ringing a little longer since he recently lost his cat collaborator. He was ringing his condolences.

Ol Bright Eyes and Unie, I hope, will be around to help with night duty patrol, especially as I see that SOME pijies have "curfews."

Any new troops can, of course, use the bus or just teleport through a convenient seed hole!

Oh yes, BTW, ask Squeaks about his "stash" of Safflower and Hemp seeds! He's always good for snacks and never leaves home without some rations. He never knows how long he will be away! The bird DOES love to eat. Just remind him that it's nice to SHARE! And, as the first Super Power Pij (working with WW), he needs to set an example.

BTW, where are Gertrude and Doodles?

to be continued...

[Feather]

Alvin,

I am on the forum this morning for the third time. This time I am showing my sister your Adventure Story.

Now my sister says that I can clear a room faster than anyone, or I can put the hardest cases of insomnia to sleep in 3 mins, just by talking about my pigeons.

She loves your version of our winged heroes, and told me to tell you that she would buy the book.


Your a Babe Alvin,
Feather

[alvin]

Next one's in the que.

[Feather]

Can't wait Alvin!