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Super Powered Pijies #4'DON'T DO THAT!!!!!' Fumed Dinkster.
'Sorry,'said Gertrude 'But I never make a good first impression. Then someone gives me Peanuts, and it gets all better. It's a curse. Tell me have you met my partner Doodles? An absolutely charming young fellow, with a particular tallent for mayhem.' 'Hullo' Said Doodles, waving to the assembled troops, and scooping up a stray peanut that Squeeks seemed to have missed. 'Just don't mention the personal hygene thing, he's very touchy about that.' Whispered Gertrude under his breath. Dinkster moved up wind, and kept his beek closed. Dinkster decided that it was time to be the Pijie on the spot, and get some semblence of order into this adventure before the sun came up, or Squeeks started a poker game. 'Tater! Mary Lou?, Back to the roof. Bright eyes! if me and Squeeks can't crack this alarm in a minute, you cut the power. But make sure you don't Cut it to Tater's sound system. Gertrude, you and Doodles are first in, Check it out, and locate the Pijie Haters cuttlery drawers, and mix those puppies up good! Hali? Is Tooter still with us?' 'Sure is Dinkster.' 'Good, if we need to get out, Tooter will come back with the bus.' The Pijies scattered. Gertrude grabbed some Peanuts for the journey, and settled his almost square frame down beside the door and waited. Doodles paced impatiently behiend him. 'Gertrude?' Whispered Doodles. 'Shhhhhh!' 'Gertrude, do I get to do the Ninja Pijie Paralysis Pinch! Pleeeeease! I've been practicing and everything!' Asked Doodles hopping from foot to foot. 'No. Not this time, now keep still'. 'Awwww WHY!?' Wailed Doodles. 'Because it only works on pregnant bears. And Do you see any around here?' 'Mumblemumblemumble-No-Gertrude-mumblemumble'. Pouted Doodles... Two stories up Dinkster and Squeeks were having a 'Discussion'....Dinkster had his Super-Mini-Pijie-Hyper-Hacker-Laptop (tm) hooked up to the alarm. After a couple of seconds he had figured out the workings of the system. 'Squeeks, cut the green wire'. 'Which one's that?' asked Squeeks breast deep in an electrical wire rainbow. 'The GREEN one!' 'Dinkster. Just in case it might have escaped your notice.....It's bloody dark up here....And don't get testy with me. 'Ok, sorry, it's the one on the right.' 'This one?' 'No, that's your foot.' 'This one?' 'No the one on the right' 'Ok, THIS one?' 'Yeah...NOOOOOOO!' A split second to late. Squeeks snipped through the wire in a heartbeat with his super beak. The night was filled with an ear splitting wail!. That did it, the cover was blown.......Suddenly to match the screaming of the alarm, the night was lit up with a harsh yellow light which turned night into day. The alarm cut off mid 'WAHH!!' Bright Eyes slipped back on his shades an nodded to Dinkster. Dinkster's ears were ringing worse then ground zero for Squeeks's alarm call. Speaking of which, Squeeks straightned up, and pulled his cloak out of his ears. He threw Dinkster a 'Well you said to cut it' look. The two of them flew back down to the doorway. Gertrude was busy working on the lock. Doodles was sulking in a corner. 'Ok, the cameras are clear, looks like nobody noticed' Said Tooter from his cage. 'Oh...hang on....Guys & Gals you have about 5 minutes before the humans arrive. The call just went out.' 'How are we doing Gertrude?' Asked Dinkster 'Another minute or so'. Gertrude was furiously working on the lock with a set of tiny lockpicks. 'I have amnesia brought on by a lack of peanuts'. 'Get it done and you can bathe in peanuts...' The lock sprung open, and they were in..... Barely had they made it through the door, when something huge, and fur covered exploded from across the room...
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