Alien In A Duck:::::::::::::::::::::::;;;;

[mr squeaks]

Originally Posted by Feather

That duck is fine. I guess you didn't ask Donald or Daffey. Or ask the ones that you have in your ovens at your FFR. I heard that my alien cousin and Super Sqeaks have been freeing ducks from those ovens on a regular basis.

Yeah, Squeaks said that your cuzins didn't realize the danger when they "booked." Thanks to alien telepathy, tho, the word is spreading and the ducks should be safer, hopefully! HOWEVER, vigilance is the key! Pidgey is a formidable opponent. He may decide to switch to some other poor unsuspecting food source and the ducks may still be in danger too!

The ducks told us that you have been luring them to your house by playing non-stop Daffey Duck cartoons in your back yard, then before they know it they are stuffed full of corn and thrown into that oven.

Y'know, we going to have to talk to his neighbors! He imbibes that clear liquid in those assorted glass bottles and comes up with all kinds of schemes! If we can cut off his supply, we'd only have to worry about those brown bottle beers! At least those beers don't carry half the punch! OF course, IF we could afford to wait long enough, the clear liquid would do its stuff and he won't even be able to remember his name!

You are just mad because the duck that came already stuffed with an alien got away, and you wanted to serve it on a platter that night.

You are correct, Feather! Pidge was REALLY upset with that one! He lost A LOT of money! LOL Here he had all the big mucky mucks over with the promise of a SPECIAL meal. The price was outta sight and he was gonna use the money to EXPAND! He had to *gasp* refund! He's so mad, he's been hiding with a shot gun to wait for SS and Cuz to show up for more rescues! He figures he's going to stuff Cuz in Squeaks, have a ROYAL banquet and recoup his money! Ha! In your dreams, evil one!

Well have to run, I have an appointment with an editor regarding my book of lovely poems.

ALL THE BEST!

Have a good day everyone,
Feather

We will do our best...

[mr squeaks]

Originally Posted by Lady Tarheel

Speaking of pucks, our Carolina Hurricanes are going for the Stanley Cup against the Edmonton Oilers starting tonight.

THEY WON!!!

I nominate our Pidgey as poet laureate of the forum. Most everything rhymes.

CONGRATULATIONS!!

[Feather]

Originally Posted by Pidgey

Feather,

I saw the movie MARS ATTACKS where the little guys were running around shooting humans and saying things like "we are your friends!"

How do we (humans) know that you're not the PR propaganda agent for an invasion?

Trust me, they didn't do a postmortem on a rubber ducky.

Pidgey

Didn't you read Mistfire's post? That poor dead ducky was stuffed full of corn.
Hmmmm...I wonder who could have done that?

CONGRADULATIONS WITH YOUR PUCK MAGGIE!

[mr squeaks]

Originally Posted by Pidgey

Feather,

I saw the movie MARS ATTACKS where the little guys were running around shooting humans and saying things like "we are your friends!"

How do we (humans) know that you're not the PR propaganda agent for an invasion?

Trust me, they didn't do a postmortem on a rubber ducky.

Pidgey

DARN! Missed this post!

I SAW that movie too! But, I KNEW it was just fantasy! Apparently, Pidgey is taking that movie to heart! NOW I know where the Pidge got the idea of waiting with the shotgun to get Feather's cuz and Squeaks! He has a sign saying "I AM YOUR FRIEND! LOOK, FREE SEED!"

Well, better late than never, "PHEW!" Got 'cha Pidgey! Squeaks and the cuz will NEVER fall into your trap!

Thanks, Feather, BETTER late than NEVER!

Pidgey is more likely the "PR agent for invading evil!" Search him for 6s! Maybe he really is that "brain" in the movie "Invaders From Mars!" He IS brilliant (well, HE thinks so)...far beyond the PhD level!

[Pidgey]

Originally Posted by mr squeaks

DARN! Missed this post!

I SAW that movie too! But, I KNEW it was just fantasy! Apparently, Pidgey is taking that movie to heart! NOW I know where the Pidge got the idea of waiting with the shotgun to get Feather's cuz and Squeaks! He has a sign saying "I AM YOUR FRIEND! LOOK, FREE SEED!"

Well, better late than never, "PHEW!" Got 'cha Pidgey! Squeaks and the cuz will NEVER fall into your trap!

Thanks, Feather, BETTER late than NEVER!

And you think I'M having a problem with reality?

[mr squeaks]

Originally Posted by Pidgey

And you think I'M having a problem with reality?

YOU said it! SEE ABOVE EDIT!!

[Pidgey]

MIZZZ Squawks,

I already know I'm crazy. It's a documented thing that schizophrenia runs in my family... I just get a little upset when others (this could mean you) refuse to accept and acknowledge their own... "problems".

Pidgey

[mr squeaks]

Originally Posted by Pidgey

MIZZZ Squawks,

I already know I'm crazy. It's a documented thing that schizophrenia runs in my family... I just get a little upset when others (this could mean you) refuse to accept and acknowledge their own... "problems".

Pidgey

Well, Pidgey luv...I really don't HAVE any problems - NOT that I couldn't IF I REALLY TRIED. Since "permanent vacation" mode," I have shed problems right and left. I heartily recommend the "condition."

However, just because you are crazy, does NOT mean we are letting our guard down! I know a bid for sympathy when I see one! You are crazy like a FOX!

You may wish to sit back, focus on your navel and repeat after me...I AM CALM - NO MORE STRESSSSSS...ooooooooooommmmmmm

[birdboy12]

Shouldn`t the x-ray have gone to who ever owned the duck?

[mr squeaks]

Originally Posted by birdboy12

Shouldn`t the x-ray have gone to who ever owned the duck?

I believe the money raised from selling the picture would be used to support further rescues.

[birdboy12]

Oh I saw one of the first post,I didn`t catch that in the first time I read it.

Erik.