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BadBrad the BorgBoy and His Evil HenchPigeon, EggBotFrom the Ica thread:
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It's not looking pretty for Planet Earth! Somewhere out there, we hope that A Hero or Heroine (Planet Earth is an Equal Opportunity Crusader Employer) will come forth to save us all! Pidgey Last edited by Reti; 4th January 2007 at 02:52 PM. |
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Da DAh!!! Here I am! It's me...Wonder Woman! Gee I have saved the planet so many times. Actually....Bradbot and Wonder Woman had lunch today and we realized that we are both fighting for the same cause. He is very mysterious though, I will have to report back to Tooter to see what plan of action I should take on this. I did not have my right wing (MR.SQUEAKS) with me on this assignment, and he is the better judge of true evil when it is present. We will just have to keep an eye on the Bot Family to find out what they are really up to.
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Yes, Eggbot is at my side and although he looks like an evil henchpigeon, he's mostly there as a counterweight and to keep me "balanced"  Don't let him fool ya though, he's quite strong and capable of delivering a good bionic beaking when necessary I predate the "borg" Pidgey...my technology and circuitry is a little obsolete, but I'm still strong and powerful.Feather, oh dear Feather....when will you learn that you can't save the entire world, lol. I'm running amuck now and it's going to require all your skill, feminine powers of persuasion and amazonian super strength to stop this out-of-control robot and his bionic bird Here is how I lost my face, it happened while I was fighting the forces of good and while working to take control of the weather machine. I am fully functional and reactivated now though and looking for a new reason to cause havoc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT8yQmI0l8w Last edited by Pigeonpal2002; 3rd January 2007 at 09:26 PM. |
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Robot Man,
Because you are wearing my friends tie, and that cute chubby pigeon sitting on your shoulder resembles his pigeon (Eggbert), I have some issues about kicking you into next week. My side kick (Mr. Squeaks) is on an important mission (sitting on his egg) and I gave my bracelet to Happy's wife. Because I have never saved the planet without them I went to see my therapist. Dr. Phil said that you aren't a bad boy that you just need to be on time out. If you already have the weather machine in you possession, please turn up the temps here in CA. I also need you to answer these questions to see if you are qualified for a whoopin. 1. Do you shoot or hunt animals for sport? 2. Do you fight bulls? 3. Do you fox hunt? 4. Do you hate pigeons? 5. Do you poison pigeons? 6. Do you keep any animals in a cage with out food or water? 7. Do you kick your dog? 8. What would be your reaction if you saw a goose that could not fly, and the cold Canadian winter was approaching. 9. How would you react if you had just created this beautiful avatar, and one of your fellow members on pigeon talk asked you if she could have it? 10. How clean do you keep your pigeons dwellings? 11. Do you like crows? Sincerely, Wonder Woman |
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I have a strange feeling that Brad wouldn't mind getting a "whoopin" from Wonder Woman.
I have a feeling that he might actually enjoy it. (I know I would.) Oooops, scratch that last sentence.  |
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 Wonder Woman: Squeaks has cape and will travel...just coo him up... he's been egg sittin' enough and needs some exercise...besides, his egg never hatched! Remember Bionic Man and Woman VERY well! Loved the series...and, of courses, there was also STAR TREK (the original). Always been a Sci-fi fan and cut my reading teeth on the Mars and Venus series by Edgar Rice Burroughs (and I bet many of you younger ones thought he only wrote about "Tarzan."  ) (btw, don't care WHAT scientists say! Mars IS inhabited! John Carter and his Martian Princess LIVE there along with all their friends!!) |
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Well, where is Alvin? He can gather the SPP's together and go take care of that robot. WW is going to prevail. I want the real Brad back.
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Actually, the SPPs are not truly out of commission. We're all still around and ready to wage war against evil.
BadBrad may be biting off more than he knows since we SPPers have had extensive experience dealing with just such evil as he proposes! All bad robots have vulnerable spots and our pigeons are more than a match in agility. Besides, we have abilities far beyond mortal man OR robots, who tend to follow a fairly fixed program...evil or not! I'm afraid we will not be able to depend on Alvin...we are on our own. SPPs...UP, UP AND AWAAAAAY!! One other thing...Pidgey may still be under the influence of Dr. Pigeonstein...don't TRUST him! Last edited by mr squeaks; 5th January 2007 at 08:29 AM. |
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YOU ARE SO WRONG ROBOT MAN! That goofy looking thing that you call your prisoner is not Brad. That is just one of the many scarecrows that he has taken out of the fields. I guess you don't see so good since you lost your face.
Lucy and Ricky followed you, and Eggbert went to get Hissy. The four of them broke Brad out of your High Security Prison with a feather, and exchanged him for that scarecrow. Now you have made your first mistake. Once you mess with a pigeons food source, then the SPP's step in. Oh!! you thought they were still in the Carolinas in a dog carrier. Wrong again! Dorian paid to have them dropped in the ocean. The little pigeons looked at each other as they sank to the ocean's floor. With a jolt, something grabbed the dog carrier. It must be a shark thought Dinkster. As the carrier began rising, Tooter recognized that it was Beaksley's hooked beak poking through the carrier. He remembered that Beaksley told him he started "Mommy and Me" classes right after he hatched from the egg in somewhere called the Bermuda Triangle. So the SPP's are free, and the caped one has been sitting on grenades. Watch out ROBOT MAN I am coming to take back Brad's tie. I already know that once that taxa der mie is knocked off your shoulders that you can't even stand up straight. Oh, by the way, Since Happy's Wife has been wearing "THE BRACKET" she is the ultimate fight champion in the men's division, Scorpio Power has good numbers, Straton and the Feathernecks are itching for battle. No more time out Borg Boy, it's your move. Alvin where are you???????????????????????????????? Last edited by Feather; 5th January 2007 at 09:20 AM. |
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I'm afraid you're mistaken, Wonder Woman. Eggbert & Lucy were also captured by Eggbot and a team of my robotic pigeon forces. All 3 of them are being held in cells in the bowels of my complex. So I can assure you my dear, the 3 of them are tucked securely away where they won't be causing any problems.
What you also don't know is that Lucy & Ricky were replaced by my birdbots. Your spies have simply seen them coming and going from my fortress. They and a few of my other hench birds were sent to intercept Beaksley and the SPP's from their watery grave. Right about now, they should have them neutralized and will be bringing them back to me so I can begin Phase II of my plan. You may have escaped my clutches this time, Wonder Woman, but next time you won't be so lucky. Scorpio power will also be joining Brad and the others in due time as well. HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAA!!! |
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THINK again, BadBrad...you and your hences happen to be QUITE the novices as evil doers.
You obviously did not read my last post completely! I mentioned that we have powers far beyond mortal man. Squeaks and I can communicate telepathically. All SPPs have the ability to instantly transport through seed holes to any destination they wish AND, BEST OF ALL, you WON'T SEE them! Why? Because Scorpio Power has the ability to become invisible and with the help of Squeaks' cape, can make the Super Pigeons invisible too. Your force is not a match because they CAN'T see us, whereas, WE can not only see THEM, but are able to disable by using our infrared tracking ability to pluck out their robot sensors! Once we take care of the skies, we will be along to free the "prisoners!" THE SPPs FLY AGAIN!! Oh yes, one more thing. IF you happen to know Dr. Pigeonstein (a.k.a. the "evil" Pidgey), don't count on him for help! He has his fingers and mind (what's left of it!) in so many "pies," that he doesn't know whether he's comin' or goin'...and, as much as I hate to say this to his fellow evil doer, he considers you way beneath his so-called "brilliance!" You are on your own... |
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Ah, the ever present Scorpio incarnation... I will crush you like a bug or an arachnid in this case, Ha ha haaaa.
As machines, myself and my fleet of robotic pigeon drones can also "talk" telepathically. Using built-in transceivers, we are able to communicate using radio signals on special frequency bands that only I have access to. As well, our hearing, eyesight and physical attributes well exceed that of mortal humans. Our eyes have integrated, infrared binocular cameras that can send images to any one of us in an instant. The infrared imaging system built into our eye cameras will be able to detect the shift in the time/space continuum when you or one of your lackeys tries to sneak up on my complex while cloaked. Powerful lazers are also housed within our ocular modules that can slice through steel effectively as a cleaver through jello.So you see... you, your caped crusader, the rest of the SPP's and their human counterparts have no special powers that myself and my minions can't match with the technology that I'm forever perfecting. When Dr. Franklin created me, he made me completely self sufficient. My circuitry, cortical chip as well as my thoughts, feelings and desires are completely autonomous. There are of course a few other special capabilities that myself and my birdbots have that I'm not going to tell you about, you'll FIND out later, Ha Ha Haaaaaaa! I'll deploy a team of my birdbots now to scout for your "Seed Holes" and once they find them, they will destroy them! My base is heavily guarded and contains an array of sophisticated weapon systems in case the birdbots somehow fail to safeguard the prisoners. As for Dr. Pigeonstein, he may or may not prove useful in my plans. Organic mortals don't often stand up to the tests of time, and don't fair well in battle! |
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