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At around 10 am today, an intervention force was called to the home of Mr. Piper Pigeon, who was holding a youthful burglar he'd caught stealing his Luxury Seed Mix.
The thief, identified as a member of local gang Feral-Z, had sneaked in through a partially-opened window, got into his living quarters, and proceeded to raid Mr. Pigeon's supply while he was out for a stroll.
On his return, he stood on his porch/perch, cutting off the intruder from the exit and the stash, and held her at beak-point until help arrived.
In court, the young offender became defiant, squeaking her innocence and shaking a menacing wing at her accuser and the judge. Because of her extreme youth, she was released with a caution and ordered to pay a packet of seed in damages.
"I'm outraged!", said Mr. Pigeon to the press. "She had all my split peas, and there's precious few of those in a bag!"
The thief, identified as a member of local gang Feral-Z, had sneaked in through a partially-opened window, got into his living quarters, and proceeded to raid Mr. Pigeon's supply while he was out for a stroll.

On his return, he stood on his porch/perch, cutting off the intruder from the exit and the stash, and held her at beak-point until help arrived.

In court, the young offender became defiant, squeaking her innocence and shaking a menacing wing at her accuser and the judge. Because of her extreme youth, she was released with a caution and ordered to pay a packet of seed in damages.
"I'm outraged!", said Mr. Pigeon to the press. "She had all my split peas, and there's precious few of those in a bag!"
