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I'm kinda bored so I just though I would bright some people up with a couple jokes.
Did you hear about the man who became a millionaire with one homing pigeon?
He sold it for a dollar and it kept coming home a million times!
A BIG HOLE
Little Tim was outside in the back yard digging a big hole in the corner of the yard. He had been out there for a while really making this hole very large and deep.
The neighbor had been watching him for some time through her kitchen window and decided to go out and find out what was going on.
"Tim, why are you digging such a big hole in the yard?" she asked.
Tim did not even look up but spoke in anger, "Because my pigeon died"
"I am so sorry to hear that Tim" she said. "But why are you digging such a big hole?"
Tim replied, "Because your darn cat is goin' in there too."
lol
Did you hear about the man who became a millionaire with one homing pigeon?
He sold it for a dollar and it kept coming home a million times!
A BIG HOLE
Little Tim was outside in the back yard digging a big hole in the corner of the yard. He had been out there for a while really making this hole very large and deep.
The neighbor had been watching him for some time through her kitchen window and decided to go out and find out what was going on.
"Tim, why are you digging such a big hole in the yard?" she asked.
Tim did not even look up but spoke in anger, "Because my pigeon died"
"I am so sorry to hear that Tim" she said. "But why are you digging such a big hole?"
Tim replied, "Because your darn cat is goin' in there too."